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ESTRATEGIAS Y SEXTO SENTIDO DE UNA MADRE.



Abro la puerta, esta vez ni siquiera la perra ha venido a saludarme, pondré el cronómetro a ver en cuantos segundos, ya ni minutos, tarda mi madre en darse cuenta de mi cara, tres, dos, uno…

-Mamá estoy aquí.
-Uii algo te ha pasado.

Exacto, a esto me refería, 5,3 segundos, debería de asustarme pero estoy acostumbrada al sexto sentido de mi madre, al de la mía y al de todas, tienen como un imán para saber si me pasa algo, ¿lo peor? Son las mejores estrategas, los de las guerras no se enteran, que contraten a mi madre que seguro que acaban un paso por delante del enemigo siempre!

Esto va por fases… si si, por fases, primero es una afirmación, después vendrá una retahíla de preguntas trampas y por último el victimismo.

-Nada mamá, no me pasa nada, ¿que hay de comer? –Le pregunto
-A ti te pasa algo, es el instituto ¿verdad?¿ O has discutido con alguien ?

Lo dicho, visto lo visto si me siento en la mesa me acabaré levantando del mal humor, decido irme a mi habitación y ella como buena reina del juego, me sigue.

-Alicia ¿me contarás algún día lo que te pasa? ¿Es un chico verdad? ¿Como se llama?
-No te voy a decir como se llama!
-Te pillé, ose que hay un chico y sin nombre…

Mierda, me ha pillado.

-Claro que tiene nombre mamá por favor…
-En fin, cuando tu quieras me lo cuentas eh eh eh… -Repite estos tres “eh” con énfasis, aquí llega, el victimismo.
-Mamá enserio deberías de ser la ayudante del doctor gachet.
-No, dudo que me sentara bien el traje.- Y se queda tan a gusto, al fin y al cabo, es mi madre, la quiero y si a día de hoy consigo sonsacarle las cosas a Clara es con su método.
-Está bien, te lo contaré, el otro día en halloween….- Y así con estas tres frases empieza a ser como mi mejor amiga, que me dará un duro consejo al final, pero decido contarle que me lo encontré…

-¿Y bien? – Le pregunto inquisitiva.
-Que para eso no me cuentes nada!
-Pero si me has perseguido por toda la casa! –Le replico.
-Pero es que todo esto de el “energúmeno” vamos a llamarle así debido a que todavía no me creo que sea de nuestra misma raza…-La interrumpo.
-Mamá, los hombres jamás compartirán nuestra raza.- Y la abrazo, y vamos a la cocina, y retiramos el plato de cocido y escondiéndolo en la nevera como el que no quiere la cosa dice dos simples frases:

“-Bienvenido seas chocolate” y “El cocido ya se lo comerá tu padre”.

Y entre risas acabamos dejando el mal humor a un lado para aprender que si todos fuéramos de la misma especie no existirían momentos como estos.

Simplemente Alicia

Y con esto nos despedimos de Simplemente Alicia, esta marvillosa adolescente que nos ha acompañado y entretenido con sus historias y que se emancipa, sí ha creado su propio blog así es que podemos seguirla en el siguiente enlace;


Simplemente Alicia

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